Ready for CAE p 76. Julian Smith: I'm Reading a Book. Extra Comedy

At home
sitting in my favorite nook
My girl is trying to get me eat some dinner she cooked
I'm reading a book, girl
I'm reading a book
don't you ever interrupt me while I'm reading a book

On the shoulder
I got pulled over
The Pig is trying to get me, roll my window lower
I'm reading a book, pig
I'm reading a book
don't you ever interrupt me while I'm reading a book

Why are all these people always interrupting me?
What I gotta do to try to make them see?

(Don't you ever interrupt me while I'm reading a book)
I'm reading a book, I'm reading a book
don't you ever interrupt me while I'm reading a book
(Don't you ever interrupt me while I'm reading a book)
I'm reading a book, I'm reading a book
don't you ever interrupt me while I'm reading a book

I'm at the library, where they call me a crook
I never even pay for my library books
I take them from the shelf
and if anyone looks I say
I'm reading a book, man
I'm reading a book

At a stupid birthday party for some stupid kid
take a book from a present
They were supposed to be his
Now I'm about to find out what happens to Captain Hook
Cause I'm reading your book, kid
I'm reading your book

Why are all these people always interrupting me?
What I gotta do to try to make them see?

(Don't you ever interrupt me while I'm reading a book)
I'm reading a book, I'm reading a book
don't you ever interrupt me while I'm reading a book
(Don't you ever interrupt me while I'm reading a book)
I'm reading a book, I'm reading a book
don't you ever interrupt me while I'm reading a book

If you ever interrupt me
you can bet you are gonna see
the nasty me, the nasty me, the nasty me

I'm reading a book, I'm reading a book
don't you ever interrupt me while I'm reading a book
(Don't you ever interrupt me while I'm reading a book)
I'm reading a book, I'm reading a book
don't you ever interrupt me while I'm reading a book
I'm reading a book, I'm reading a book
don't you ever interrupt me while I'm reading a book
(Don't you ever interrupt me while I'm reading a book)
I'm reading a book, I'm reading a book
don't you ever inte...

(Bagpipe)

Vocabulary:
Nook: a small quiet place or corner that is sheltered or hidden from other people. Rincón.
Crook: a dishonest person. Granuja. Ladrón