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Reading List Advanced 2

Readers Advanced 2

Your assignments are:

A) You will choose a book to read. Tell your teacher which book you have chosen. (Deadline: 30 Oct.). You will then read the book and watch its film adaptation.
B) You will write a review about the book and its film adaptation. You can also include your favourite quotes from the book and add some explanations. In the final paragraph try to compare the book and the film. You can also try to convince the reader that the book you have chosen should (not) be on the Reading List next year. (Deadline: April)  

Reading List  (suggestions) 
1.            The Kite Runner is a novel by Khaled Hosseini.  Published in 2003, it is Hosseini's first novel, and was adapted into a film of the same name in 2007.The Kite Runner tells the story of Amir, a young boy from Kabul, who befriends Hassan, the son of his father's servant. The story is set against a backdrop of tumultuous events, from the fall of Afghanistan's monarchy through the Soviet invasion, the mass exodus of refugees to Pakistan and the United States, and the rise of the Taliban regime. 336 pages


2. Holes is a 1998 young adult mystery comedy novel written by Louis Sachar. It won the 1998 U.S. National Book Award for Young People's Literature. Stanley Yelnats' family has a history of bad luck going back generations, so he is not too surprised when a miscarriage of justice sends him to Camp Green Lake Juvenile Detention Centre. Nor is he very surprised when he is told that his daily labour at the camp is to dig a hole, five foot wide by five foot deep, and report anything that he finds in that hole. The warden claims that it is character building, but this is a lie and Stanley must dig up the truth. In this wonderfully inventive, compelling novel that is both serious and funny, Louis Sachar has created a masterpiece that will leave all readers amazed and delighted by the author's narrative flair and brilliantly handled plot. 240 pages.

3. Girl with a Pearl Earring is a 1999 historical novel written by Tracy Chevalier. Set in 17th century Delft, Holland, the novel was inspired by Delft school painter Johannes Vermeer's painting Girl with a Pearl Earring. Chevalier presents a fictional account of Vermeer, the model, and the painting. The novel was adapted into a 2003 film of the same name. 258 pages.

4. High Fidelity is a novel by British author Nick Hornby. Rob Fleming is a London record shop owner in his mid-thirties whose girlfriend, Laura, has just left him. At his record shop, called Championship Vinyl, Rob and his employees, Dick and Barry, spend their free moments discussing mix-tape aesthetics and constructing desert-island, "top-five" lists of anything that demonstrates their knowledge of music. 253 pages.

5. Bridget Jones's Diary is a 1995 novel by Helen Fielding. Written in the form of a personal diary, the novel chronicles a year in the life of Bridget Jones, a thirty-something single working woman living in London. She writes about her career, self-image, vices, family, friends, and romantic relationships. 288 pages.

6. Harry Potter is a series of fantasy novels written by British author J. K. Rowling. The novels chronicle the life of a young wizard, Harry Potter, and his friends Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley, all of whom are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. The main story concerns Harry's struggle against Lord Voldemort, a dark wizard who intends to become immortal, overthrow the wizard governing body known as the Ministry of Magic, and subjugate all wizards and muggles, a reference term that means non-magical people.

7. The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas is a 2006 Holocaust novel by Irish novelist John Boyne.Bruno is a 9-year-old boy growing up during World War II in Berlin. He lives with his parents, his 12-year-old sister Gretel and maids, one of whom is called Maria. After a visit by Adolf Hitler, Bruno's father is promoted to Commandant, and the family has to move to 'Out-With' because of the orders of "The Fury" (Bruno's naïve interpretation of the word 'Führer'). Bruno is initially upset about moving to Out-With (never identified, but cf. Auschwitz) and leaving his friends, Daniel, Karl, and Martin. From the house at Out-With, Bruno sees a camp. One day, Bruno decides to explore the strange wire fence. As he walks along the fence, he meets a Jewish boy named Shmuel, who he learns shares his birthday. 216 pages.

8. You can also find some adapted novels in our school library. For example:
Great Expectations by Charles Dickens. Penguin Readers or Oxford Bookworms Library. Level 6.
Saving Private Ryan by Max Allan Collins. Penguin Readers. Level 6
Jane Eyre by Charlotte Brontë. Oxford Bookworms Library. Stage 6
The Talented Mr Ripley by Patricia Highsmith. Penguin Readers. Level 5

9. Murder on the Orient Express is a detective novel by Agatha Christie featuring the Belgian detective Hercule Poirot. After catching the Taurus Express from Aleppo in Syria and traveling to Istanbul, private detective Hercule Poirot arrives at the Tokatlian Hotel. Once there, Poirot receives a telegram prompting him to cancel his arrangements and return to London. 256 pages.

10. The Remains of the Day is a 1989 novel by Nobel Prize-winning British writer Kazuo Ishiguro. The work was awarded the Man Booker Prize for Fiction in 1989. A film adaptation of the novel, made in 1993 and starring Anthony Hopkins and Emma Thompson, was nominated for eight Academy Awards. The Remains of the Day tells, in the first person, the story of Stevens, an English butler who has dedicated his life to the loyal service of Lord Darlington (described in increasing detail in flashbacks). The novel begins with Stevens receiving a letter from a former colleague, the housekeeper Miss Kenton, describing her married life, which he believes hints at an unhappy marriage. 245 pages.

11. Never Let Me Go is a 2005 dystopian science fiction novel by Nobel Prize-winning British author Kazuo Ishiguro. The story begins with Kathy, who describes herself as a "carer", talking about looking after organ donors. She has been a carer for almost twelve years at the time of narration, and she often reminisces about her time spent at Hailsham, a boarding school in England, where the teachers are known as guardians. Along with classes, they often emphasize the importance of being healthy to their students—smoking is considered to be taboo, almost on the level of a crime, and working in the vegetable garden is compulsory. The curriculum appears to be like that of any other school, but there is great encouragement for the students to produce art. The art is then displayed in an exhibition. 288 pages.

12. A Room with a View is a 1908 novel by English writer E. M. Forster, about a young woman in the repressed culture of Edwardian England. Set in Italy and England, the story is both a romance and a critique of English society at the beginning of the 20th century. Merchant-Ivory produced an award-winning film adaptation in 1985. In 1998, the Modern Library ranked A Room with a View 79th on its list of the 100 best English-language novels of the 20th century. 256 pages.

13.


A. Read these titles

1. Holes, Louis Sachar
2. Girl with a Pearl Earring, Tracy Chevallier
3. High Fidelity, Nick Horny
4. The Kite Runner, Khaled Hosseini
5. Bridget Jones's Diary, Helen Fielding

B. What key words do you think might define each of the books?

a- History, art, 17th century
b- Teenager, mystery, adventure
c- Romance, comedy, London
d- Comedy, drama, music, romance, London
e- Bildungsroman, redemption story, friendship, Afghanistan

C. Watch the trailers of the films based on these books and comment which story appeals to you the most and why.

D. Match each of the following plots with the books-films

a. The unforgettable, heartbreaking story of the unlikely friendship between a wealthy boy and the son of his father’s servant, .............................. is a beautifully crafted novel set in a country that is in the process of being destroyed. It is about the power of reading, the price of betrayal, and the possibility of redemption; and an exploration of the power of fathers over sons—their love, their sacrifices, their lies. A sweeping story of family, love, and friendship told against the devastating backdrop of the history of Afghanistan over the last thirty years, from the fall of Afghanistan's monarchy through the Soviet invasion, the mass exodus of refugees to Pakistan and the United States, and the rise of the Taliban regime. 337 pages.

b. Stanley Yelnats' family has a history of bad luck going back generations, so he is not too surprised when a miscarriage of justice sends him to Camp Green Lake Juvenile Detention Centre. Nor is he very surprised when he is told that his daily labour at the camp is to dig a hole, five foot wide by five foot deep, and report anything that he finds in that hole. The warden claims that it is character building, but this is a lie and Stanley must dig up the truth. In this wonderfully inventive, compelling novel that is both serious and funny, the novelist has created a masterpiece that will leave all readers amazed and delighted by the author's narrative flair and brilliantly handled plot. 240 pages.

c. ...............is an average woman struggling against her age, her weight, her job, her lack of a man, and her many imperfections. As a New Year's Resolution, the protagonist decides to take control of her life, starting by keeping a diary in which she will always tell the complete truth. The fireworks begin when her charming though disreputable boss takes an interest in her. Thrown into the mix are her band of slightly eccentric friends and a rather disagreeable acquaintance who she cannot seem to stop running into or help finding quietly attractive. 288 pages.

d. One of the best-loved paintings in the world is a mystery. Who is the model and why has she been painted? What is she thinking as she stares out at us? Are her wide eyes and enigmatic half-smile innocent or seductive? And why is she wearing a pearl earring? ................... tells the story of Griet, a 16-year-old Dutch girl who becomes a maid in the house of the painter Johannes Vermeer. Her calm and perceptive manner not only helps her in her household duties, but also attracts the painter's attention. Though different in upbringing, education and social standing, they have a similar way of looking at things. Vermeer slowly draws her into the world of his paintings - the still, luminous images of solitary women in domestic settings. 258 pages.

e. The main character is a man named Rob, who lives in London in the mid-90’s, and runs a small record shop. He’s a bit of a dead-ender. Not really going anywhere in his life, and always looking for a way to not get anywhere else. He’s had a few serious relationships in his life, but the most recent one, with his relatively long-term girlfriend has just ended when she left him for another guy. This leads him to question the end of every relationship he’s ever had, all the way from grade school to present day. Rob is an obsessive list maker. Whenever things go right or wrong, he makes a list. That is how we have his lists about his favourite movies, favourite episodes of his favourite TV show and of course, favourite kind of music, musicians and songs. Since he is unable to bring order in his own life, making lists about virtually everything gives this illusion that he has everything under control, although that is far from the truth. His latest list is about his “top five most memorable split-ups”. 253 pages.

ANSWER KEY


B. What key words do you think might define each of the books?

a- History, art - Girl with a Pearl Earring
b- Teenager, mystery, adventure - Holes
c- Romance, comedy - Bridget Jones's Diary
d- Comedy, drama, music, romance -High Fidelity
e- Bildungsroman, redemption story, friendship - The Kite Runner

D. Match each of the following plots with the books
a-
The Kite Runner
b- Holes
c-
Bridget Jones's Diary
d- Girl with a Pearl Earring
e- High Fidelity

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Speakout Advanced p 56. Relationships. The Kite Runner. Extra Reading

Speakout Advanced p 56. Khaled Hosseini. Extra Listening

http://showingtheropes.blogspot.com.es/2016/11/reading-listening-writing-task.html

 

 


Speakout Advanced p 84. Around The World in 94 Days. Extra Reading

In February 2001, at the age of 24, Ellen MacArthur became the youngest and fastest ever woman to sail round the world. After 94 days alone on board yacht Kingfisher, she finished second to Michel Desjoyaux of France in the single-handed Vendee Globe event.


In sport, like life, the winner is usually feted, and runners-up quickly forgotten. This time the roles were reversed and it was Ellen, weighing just 50 kilos and barely 1m 60 tall, that really captured people's imaginations and emotions. One newspaper in France, where she was and is a real heroine, summed up the national mood there with the headline "Well done, Michel, bravo Ellen".


As with many spectacular achievers, the signs were there from an early age, even in the unpromising nautical terrain of landlocked Derbyshire. Her great-grandparents were sailing people and a great-uncle was a merchant seaman, but any real link with the sea is tenuous. There was, however, an Auntie Thea who lived on the east coast of England and had a 26-foot sailing boat called Cabaret. It took just one trip on the open sea with her aunt to spark off Ellen's lifelong passion. She was eight years old. After that she began saving her pocket money and spent all her spare time reading sailing books in the library, absorbing information like a sponge. With her savings and the help of her grandmother she bought a 8-foot fibreglass dinghy, and from that moment on there was no keeping her away from the water.


Sailing around Britain single-handed at the age of 18 was just the start; Ellen had long since set her sights on the Vendee. But finding the money to undertake round-the-world voyages is no easy feat. She wrote 2,000 letters requesting sponsorship and received just two replies, one, happily, from the Kingfisher company who were looking to expand into France. And in terms of race preparation, if thoroughness was the key of success, Ellen could certainly be considered one of the favourites. In the eight months leading up to the start on the race, she sailed no fewer than 60,000 miles at the helm of her 60-foot Kingfisher, far more than the rest of the fleet put together in the same period.


During her three months at sea MacArthur negotiated deadly icebergs, gigantic waves and gale-force winds. She endured the freezing cold of the Arctic and suffered the blistering heat of the windless doldrums. Racing conditions meant sleeping in 10-minute bursts, a survival suit that stayed on for weeks at a time and hands and wrists covered in sores and cuts. Food was dried or frozen. Water came from desalinator, which passes sea water through a membrane. "You don't really wash in the icy waters of the southern ocean", she laughs. "Anyway, there's no one to tell you that you smell."


As Kingfisher crossed the fishing line Ellen was surrounded by hundreds of spectator boats and a cheering crowd of 200,000 lined the shore. Stepping off her yacht she looked remarkably composed and seemed to take the change from solitude to public adulation very much in her stride. Her thoughts, she later confessed, were on the realization that had dominated her life for the previous four or five years. "Throughout that time my sole focus had been crossing the finished line, and in the fastest possible time." Now she could savour that moment.


But despite MacArthur's belief that everyone who finishes the Vendee is a winner, she still feels a sense of disappointment that, having taken the lead from the eventual winner Michel Desjoyaux 10 days from the finish, she did not quite have the energy or good fortune to turn her advantage into victory. "You have to believe you can win from the start." she asserts. "Deep down you're a competitor, you don't climb the mast and come back black and blue just for a cruise. You do it because it's a race."


The public will now be hoping to see a suitable encore, some new feat of endurance to justify her celebrity status. For Ellen can no longer claim , as she did in her post-race press conference, to be the simple Derbyshare girl with "no mobile, no credit cards, no money, no nothing"; she is a heroine and an inspiration to others of her generation. As if to reinforce this, and despite her reluctance to take on this role, she later commented: "If there's one thing I've learned in this past year, it's that deep down in your heart, if you have a dream, then you can and must make it happen."


Questions.


1. At the time of her achievement we learn that Ellen


A. Enjoyed only short-lived success.
B. Was more famous in France than anywhere else.
C. Attracted more attention than Michael Desjoyaux.
D. Became popular because of her size.


2. Where did Ellen's initial interest in sailing come from?


A. She came from a family of sailing enthusiasts.
B. She went to see one of her relatives.
C. She read widely on the subject .
D. She lived near the sea.


3. What do we learn about Ellen at the start of the race?


A. People thought she had a very good chance of winning.
B. She was a more experienced sailor than the other racers.
C. She had been waiting for this moment since she was 18.
D. She had gone to great lengths to achieve her ambition.


4. The writer suggests that one cause of discomfort for Ellen at sea was


A. The shortage of water.
B. Her failure to sleep.
C. Extremes of temperature.
D. A lack of cooking facilities.


5. According to the winter, when Ellen finished the race, she was


A. Overwhelmed by her new-found fame.
B. Surprised by the number of people who came to greet her.
C. Able to reflect on her achievement.
D. Delighted to be amongst people again.


6. According to the writer, Ellen


A. Thinks she deserved to win the race.
B. Has mixed feelings about the outcome of the race.
C. Knew she would win the race.
D. Thinks Michel Desjoyaux was lucky to beat her.


7. Which of the following views does the writer express in the last paragraph?


A. She has the power to motivate.
B. She has no right to fame yet.
C. Her comments lack depth.
D. She needs to change her lifestyle.




ANSWERS
1. C 2. B 3. D 4. C 5. C 6. B 7. A
 
Vocabulary
Single-handed: on your own with nobody helping you.

Fêted /ˈfeɪtɪd/: admired, honoured and entertained.

Runners-up: a person or team that does not finish first in a competition or race, but that wins a prize.

To reverse roles: to exchange the positions or roles of two things.

Barely: just; certainly not more than (a particular amount, age, time, etc.).

To sum up: summarise.

Mood: the way a group of people feel about sthg; the atmosphere in a place or among a group of people.

Headline: the title of a newspaper article printed in large letters, especially at the top of the front page.

Achiever: a person who achieves a high level of success, especially in their career.

Unpromising: not likely to be successful or show good results. Sp. Poco prometedor.

Landlocked: surrounded by land. Sp. Sin salida al mar, sin litoral.

Merchant seaman: a member of the merchant navy or a sailor on a ship below the rank of an officer.

Tenuous: weak, easily proved false.

To spark off: to cause sthg to start, especially suddenly. Sp. Desencadenar, despertar.

Lifelong: lasting or existing all through your life.

Fibreglass:/ˈfaɪbəɡlɑːs/ Sp. fibra de vidrio

Dinghy: /ˈdɪŋi/a small open boat that you sail or row. Sp. Bote, velero.

To set your sights on sthg / on doing sthg: to decide that you want sthg and to try very hard to get it

To undertake: to make yourself responsible for sthg and start doing it.

Voyage: a long journey, especially by sea or in space.

Feat: an action or a piece of work that needs skill, strength or courage. Sp. Hazaña, proeza.

To request: to ask for sthg formally and politely.

In terms of: used when you are referring to a particular aspect of sthg. Sp. En cuanto a, desde el punto de vista de.

Thoroughness: meticulousness. Sp. meticulosidad, esmero.

To lead up to: to be an introduction to or the cause of sthg.

Helm: a handle or wheel used for steering a boat or ship. Sp. Timón.

Fleet: a group of ships fishing together.

To negotiate: to successfully get over or past a difficult part on a path or route. Sp. Sortear, salvar, superar.

Gale-force winds: extremely strong winds.

To endure: to experience and deal with sthg that is painful or unpleasant, especially without complaining. Sp. Soportar, aguantar.

Blistering: extremely hot in a way that is uncomfortable. Sp. Abrasador.

Doldrums: a lack of activity or improvement.

Bursts: a short period of intense activity or strong emotion that often starts suddenly.

Sore: a painful, often red, place on your body where there is a wound or an infection. Sp. Llaga.

Desalinator: device for removing salt from sea water.

To cheer: to shout loudly, to show support or praise for sby, or to give them encouragement.

To step off: to lift your foot and move it off a particular direction; to move a short distance. Sp. Bajarse, apearse.

Composed: calm and in control of your feelings. Sp. Sereno, tranquilo.

Adulation: excessive flattery or admiration. Sp. Adulación

To take sthg in stride: to accept and deal with sthg difficult without letting it worry you too much. Sp. Tomarse algo con calma.

To fulfil: to do or achieve what was hoped for or expected.

Sole: only.

Savour: /ˈseɪvə/to enjoy the full taste or flavour of sthg, especially by eating or drinking it slowly.

Take the lead: Sp. tomar la delantera

Eventual: final, Sp. último

To assert: to state clearly and firmly that sthg is true. Sp. Afirmar.

Deep down: if you know sthg deep down, you know your true feelings about sthg, although you may not admit them to yourself.

Mast: a tall pole on a boat or ship that supports the sails.

Black and blue: Sp. amoratado

Encore: an extra short performance given at the end of a concert or other performance; a request for this made by an audience calling out.

Endurance: the ability to continue doing sthg painful or difficult for a long period of time without complaining. Sp. Resistencia, aguante, fortaleza, entereza.

Reluctance: Sp. desgana, renuencia, a regañadientes. Reluctant: hesitating before doing sth because you do not want to do it or because you are not sure that it is the right thing to do

Take on: adopt. Sp. Adquirir

Go to great lengths: Sp.  hacer lo posible

Overwhelm: affect deeply in mind and emotion. Sp. Abrumar.

Outcome: Sp.  Resultado 

Speakout Advanced p 83. One Expat Warns How Escaping to PARADISE Can Land You in HELL. Extra Reading and Writing



Read this article and write a formal letter to the newspaper in response to it giving your version of what life is like on the island and asking them to print another article. Use the comments below the article to get some ideas of what to say.

Useful language:
Dear Sir/Madam,
I am writing with regard/reference to your article "...", which appeared in your newspaper on...
I am writing to express my concern/disappointment with/ disapproval of/...
I would like to draw your attention to/ point out certain inaccuracies  
I should like to make it clear to readers that the comments made do not apply to....
Firstly/To begin with, the impression given of poor relations between ... is certainly not true of Calvia, where I live.
According to your article, ...
Your article states that... However, ...
Moreover/Furthermore/In addition, the reason why...
In addition to a vast array of social and cultural events, the island offers residents and tourists alike a wide range of activities throughout the year. Seldom does a day go by without a...
I feel I must also disagree with the suggestion that... Indeed, I would like to take this opportunity to invite all your readers to...
Finally, I should also like to point out that...
I would appreciate it if you would...
I would be grateful if you...
It seems only fair that you should... 
I trust you will...  
I very much hope you will print a new article in your newspaper, or alternatively, you could also print this letter instead.  
I am looking forward to... 

Yours faithfully,



 
As it's revealed 75,000 Britons are emigrating every year. One expat warns how escaping to PARADISE can land you in HELL
For many Britons, facing spiralling food and fuel bills and the prospect of a long and rainy winter, the idea of emigrating must seem tempting. But is sitting in the sun for years on end really such bliss?


Lynnette Evans, 50, a divorcee, has lived in Spain for eight years. Now sick of the shallow and listless lifestyle of the expat, she tells ALISON SMITH why there's no place like home.

“The sun shines almost every day of the year in Puerto Portals, the chic resort on the Spanish island of Mallorca which has been my home for eight years.

Generally, my routine goes something like this: after a morning of doing precisely nothing, I have a lazy lunch with my shopping partner June, who happens to be Simon Cowell's sister and is a fellow expat. After that, I probably have a siesta before heading out to a party in the evening. Sounds idyllic, doesn't it? But if I'm brutally honest, I long for my old way of life in rainy old Britain. After nearly a decade, I am heartily sick of sunshine and shopping. Credit crunch or not, there is nothing that can replace art, culture and that British humour that is so lacking on the Continent.

Most days in Puerto Portals I amble (stroll) between my apartment and the beach, or perhaps wander past the port (a floating millionaires' row of stunning yachts) or the many little bars where I might spot one of my many celebrity neighbours such as Cynthia Lennon (John Lennon's first wife.)

It was fun to begin with, but now I feel unfulfilled - as though an existence here is simply pointless
 
I laughed out loud when I read that more Britons than ever are moving abroad. They just don't know what they are letting themselves in for. If I'd known eight years ago what I know now, I would never have left Britain.

In September 2000 we arrived in Puerto Portals and moved into a luxury Spanish apartment surrounded by a fabulous swimming pool.

I would say it was my son Chris's first day at private school that made us both truly realise what a massive lifestyle change we had made.

His school had 26 different nationalities in it  -  the majority of pupils coming from families of vast wealth.

Amazingly, some kids were sent to school, decked out in the newest designer gear, with a few hundred euros in their pockets simply to buy themselves a pizza at lunch.

One boy lived in his own flat near the school. His parents occasionally popped over to visit from the States. He was 15.

I would take Chris to sleepovers in vast, white-washed mansions surrounded by high, wrought-iron gates which would swing as the CCTV camera announced our arrival.

Looking back, it was also an introduction to what I grew to dislike about Mallorca  -  the shallowness of many people and their lifestyles, which are about money and little else.

Another clue was the way all my son's friends clamoured to stay at our apartment. It was nowhere near as grand as their fully-staffed mansions, but to these teenagers it felt like a proper home because many of them barely ever saw their wealthy parents.


At first, though, I was taken in by the glamour of my new life.

Puerto Portals is a small place  -  only 2,591 residents  -  and I estimate at least half of them are expats. And as everyone knows everyone, one invitation simply led to another.

Lunch parties are an everyday occurrence. By lunches, I mean gettogethers at one of the many restaurants that line the beach, starting at 1.30pm and rarely finishing before 6pm.

Then there are the evening 'dos' (parties) -  I would be invited to at least three a week. Often, they would be held on board one of the luxury yachts permanently moored in the harbour.

More often than not, their owners were elderly and unattractive men with a beautiful  -  and much younger  -  woman on their arm.

The place is all about image. I have no idea where I will store the 50 or so bags, dozens of evening dresses and numerous shoes I have accumulated when I return to the UK  -  but dressing up is an important part of life in Puerto. You simply don't slum it.

Cosmetic surgery is the norm. I didn't succumb, but I had many friends my age who did. They felt they had to compete with the younger, beautiful women who you see here all the time.


It was common for an acquaintance to drop out of the party scene for a few days only miraculously to reappear looking better than ever (although it wasn't the form to ask why).

Looking back, I blame myself for being blinded by the sheen (shine) of glamour that surrounds the place. It's only with time that you realise just how shallow it all is.

Many of the people are nice enough, but conversations about how much money they have become so boring after a while. I think that's why in Mallorca, like scores of other expat haunts around the world, alcoholism (and other addictions) is rife. After all, what else is there to do all day?

One neighbour of mine squandered £60,000 of savings in six months on slot machines. She'd never had a gambling problem until she was left with endless empty days to fill here.


And then there are the seemingly trivial home comforts that you really miss. For example, the supermarkets here are erratic, stocking your favourite shampoo one week, but not the next.

Good sausages and English bacon are virtually impossible to come by, as are decent tea bags, and the dates on fresh milk are pointless  -  it all goes off within hours  -  so you are forced to buy the unpleasant longlife milk instead.

I long to be able to go up to London and just stroll round a gallery or see a new play.

But there's nothing like that here. If I try to discuss a book, I tend to be met with blank looks because most people here would rather spend their time having their hair done than improving their mind.

Even all that sun is a very mixed blessing. You can tell the Britons who've lived here for decades  -  their skin is the colour of deep mahogany and their abundant wrinkles mean they often look decades older than they really are.

I know of people in their 60s who can never go uncovered in the sun again because their skin is so damaged that they're prone to cancer.

The red tape here has to be seen to be believed  -  nothing can be done over the phone  -  and working here is rife with problems. Rules are there to be broken, it seems, as everything Spanish is corrupt.

Jobs, when you can find them, are very poorly paid and the wages don't always appear on time. Many payments are also made in cash  -  fine, until you reach pensionable age and realise you have no money.

Thankfully, I did keep a smaller property in the UK, in Bexleyheath, which is rented out. I have since remortgaged and am returning to a flat I have bought just outside Worthing, West Sussex. I can't wait.

Visiting my old friends in the UK also made me realise their lives were so much richer than mine. They were all my age  -  early to mid-50s  -  but they were involved in local drama groups, many were working in good jobs and some were setting up their own businesses. Most importantly, their days were full of purpose.

Even the cool British weather was welcome. I'm sick of the heat and humidity in Spain  -  it is incredibly oppressive and leaves you exhausted.

When I came back to Puerto after the last trip home, I saw it with new eyes. I had a vision of me at 60 with my brain slowly rotting and my skin starting to look like a crocodile skin handbag, and I didn't like it.

I have enrolled myself at a college in Britain learning to teach English as a foreign language  -  probably to Spanish people in the UK.

I don't regret coming to live in Spain  -  but only because it has made me appreciate how much England has going for it.

To anyone who is longing to escape the British weather and the current financial gloom, I would say: think very carefully before you book that plane ticket to some corner of the world you think will be a paradise. You might just find it turns out to be hell on earth.

Comments

  1. Get a grip woman! (= make an effort to control your emotions) You chose to live a shallow meaningless existence and now you're moaning about it. When I retire and move abroad I will learn the language and live where the locals live. (Susan)
  2. This woman does not live in the real Spain. If she's so fed up, why doesn't she move to a place with more Spanish residents? And get a job, which are not all badly paid. (Joan)

-Adapted from The Mail Online-



 


Ready for CAE Ss p 21. Writing. Letter in Response to an Expat

Speakout Advanced p 77. The Royal Society of Science Launches Website.

A quick mention: The Royal Society, the UK’s national academy of science, will celebrate next year its 350th anniversary. To mark the occasion, a team of scientists and historians have launched a new web site called "Trailblazing" and it essentially lets you take a virtual tour through three and a half centuries of scientific discovery (1660-2010). Moving at your own pace, you can review key scientific discoveries (some of them famous, some of them less so) and read corresponding commentary on each one. Quite nicely, all of the commentary can be downloaded via one big PDF file. (It runs about 110 pages long.)

Speakout Advanced p 77. Shoe Me the Way to Go Home . Extra Reading

Vibrating ‘satnav’ footwear means you’ll NEVER get lost again

THE days of squinting at a map or the screen of your smartphone when you’re lost will soon be over – thanks to new shoes that tell you which way to turn.
The shoes use a Bluetooth link to communicate with your mobile’s mapping system. The mobile works out which route you should be following and the shoes then emit a discreet vibration in either foot telling you when and where to change direction.
The shoes will also count the number of steps you’ve taken and the calories you’ve burned – and they’ll even buzz to warn you you’ve left your phone behind, or to alert you when you’re travelling past an interesting landmark.
The ‘footnav’ technology, called Lechal, comes either ready-fitted in a Ferrari-red shoe or as an insole that can be slipped into any shoe. Both cost £100.
Each pair of shoes or insoles comes with a charger – one full charge lasts three days – and downloadable software for smartphones.
‘They are as easy to use as a tap on the shoulder,’ said Krispian Lawrence, 30, who developed the shoes with partner Anirudh Sharma, 28, in Hyderabad, India. ‘It’s that intuitive – if someone taps you on the left shoulder, you immediately turn left. This product harnesses that basic instinct.
‘You can even communicate with them using hand gestures and finger snaps because the shoes have sensors that can pick up movement and sound. You can also tell them how many calories you want to burn and they’ll plot the perfect run or cycle.’
The Lechal shoes go on sale worldwide in June but Lawrence and Sharma’s company, Ducere Technologies, has already taken more than 3,000 pre-orders.
Lawrence believes the shoes will also improve road safety. ‘If I’m on my bike or motorbike, I don’t want to stare at my phone – it’s dangerous,’ he says. ‘I’d rather be guided by my footwear.’
He believes his innovation will prove invaluable for the visually impaired and has pledged that every mainstream pair sold by Ducere will subsidise a cheaper pair for a visually impaired person.
Footnav technology does not impress explorer Sir Ranulph Fiennes, however. ‘What’s wrong with a good old-fashioned map?’ said the 70-year-old when told of the shoes. ‘If you rely too heavily on technology you’re heading for trouble. Too many people have forgotten – or never learned – the basics: how to read a map and a compass.’
TV presenter and adventurer Hannah White is also sceptical. White, a patron of the British Exploring Society and host of Channel 5’s Go Hard Or Go Home, said: ‘The art of map-reading is dying out – killed off by inventions like this – and that’s tragic.
‘The global positioning system works best when it teaches you the way so you don’t have to use it the next time. With satnav in your shoes, you’ll never have to look even at an on-screen map so you’ll never learn. That’s going backwards, not forwards.’